Scarier Than The News
Even more
depressing than watching the news on TV is watching the ads that go with it.
Hawkers of
hemorrhoid remedies, ED cures, adult diapers, affordable funeral homes, drugs
to slow memory loss, false teeth cleaners and home nursing services march
through my living room hawking their wares and a vision of present or future
misery. All of which they promise their
remedies will help make more bearable—or at least less expensive when it
comes to the funeral home.
Hale and
hearty as most of my ancestors have been, making meless likely than most to
need the majority of these services,
they still cast a sad shadow over my evening, as I think of friends less
genetically blessed and the sad fate awaiting them.
It also
makes me wonder who is watching, or who the networks think is watching the news other than me.
Have the
networks simply determined that the demographic watching the news is people
over a certain age and that “those people” are deaf, incontinent, lack memory, have no
money and are planning their imminent departure from this vale of tears. Although I'm no expert, I can't believe their
target demographic than 100- and even that might be a little too young.

